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The first rule of Shame club (aka capitalist individualistic rational culture) is “Do not talk about Shame club”. The second rule is…

I mean, what do you think we are, Social primates or something? [Why, yes! Yes, I do!]

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Yep. Bad readings of evolutionary theory have done us dirty.

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But complexity is hard. I just want a simple solution 😫

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I'm so glad you asked!

Step 1: Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

Step 2: Grow an empire that exploits workers by underpaying, not profit sharing, and justifies price gouging as "the invisible hand of the market."

Step 3: Accrue enough assets to pay for or attract the care and affection you need.

Step 4: Apply a combination of the following practices to sleep at night:

-Lean into any dormant sociopathic tendencies

-Give portions of your exploited wealth away to show how benevolent you are

-Tell yourself that you did it all yourself

-Self medicate if necessary

-Fall asleep on large piles of money surrounded by many beautiful people.

Hope that helps! Remember me when you're giving things away.

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You forgot step 0: be born to wealthy parents

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The first rule of pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps is we never. ever. acknowledge step number 0. 😤

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